Auditions

Character Information Player of the Week - Jesse "Jumpshot" Jordan - Ex NBA allstar. Stan Rosenburg - Jesse's agent Johnathan - Pizza delivery guys (actors cast in this show will need to be comfortable handing stage weaponry) The Heart-to-Heart - Megan - 21, a student who works hard at her studies, though it doesn't always show. Can be played by any race or ethnicity. Prof. Rodgers - 50s, female, professor, highly accomplished, powerful, controlling. Can be played by any race or ethnicity. La Vie en Rose and Rhys - Sam Caldwell, husband, mid-30s (please note: the person cast in this role will need to kiss their scene partner as part of their blocking) Laura Caldwell, wife, mid-30s (please note: the person cast in this role will need to kiss their scene partner as part of their blocking) Margo Sanders (voice), mid-30s NOTE: Age of characters is flexible, though they should all be approximately the same age (and post-college). Lox - Jonathan — mid-twenties Ruth — elderly woman Customer — middle-aged, can be male or female Sugar - Jaden, a woman of any age, race or ethnicity Lilia, a woman of any age, race or ethnicity Some Sort of Animal - Laurie - woman, late 20s. Sally - woman, late 20s. Michael - man, late 20s. (actors cast in this show will need to be comfortable handing stage weaponry) The Legend of Cake Mama Lives On - DEB: 70+ (F) Any race. JANIE: Her daughter. Late 30s - early 40s. (F) Any race. Hamlet, Man Interrupted - Hamlet – (30-40s Male) dressed in traditional Shakespearean garb for Hamlet Director – (20-30s Male or Female) dressed in slacks, button down shirt, and vest wearing a jeff cap Photographer – (20-30s Male or Female) dressed in all black with camera hanging around his/her neck Sparklenotes – (20s Female) dressed in comical nerdy outfit. White shirt with suspenders wearing thick black glasses Romeo – (20s Male) dressed in traditional Shakespearean garb for Romeo Juliet – (20s Female) dressed in traditional Shakespearean garb for Juliet Beer Vendor – (40s-50s Male) dressed in yellow neon shirt holding beer bucket with strap around his neck Tanner, Social Media Influencer – (20s Male) dressed in neon polo shirt with sunglasses and backwards hat. Typical social media influencer stereotype All This and the Kitchen Sink Play, Too - PA - A conservative, rural or southern, middle-aged man; life's been tough on him, so he looks older. Wants to be the ""bread winner"" of the family, though he's failing. MA - His wife, also small-town minded. Wants to keep her family together, even if it means keeping secrets about her business and health. NORA - Their daughter. In love with a man her parents disapprove of. Wants to live on her own, at any cost. TED & MARY - A modern young couple from the city. A little oblivious to all the family drama around them. Nice, but self-absorbed.